Dictator Trump’s Judicial Servants Just Following Orders

Hello, Wonkers, today was bad! We know it, you know it. At least hopefully we could make you laugh while you were yell-crying? Let’s find out.

Here’s all the Wonkette coverage of the Supreme Court, AKA the six partisan hacks who take orders from Donald Trump, plus three people who love America:

Trump’s DC Election-Stealing Case: What’s Even Left Of It?

Convicted Felon Excited To Commit More Felonies

But it wasn’t just that case that was bad. There was another!

But Wait! SCOTUS Has MORE Gifts For Corporations!

OK, need a palette cleanser? Watch the video of Steve Bannon reporting for prison, where he lives now.

LIVE: Go On In That Prison, Steve Bannon!

Pure trolling.

New York Times Decides We Need To Hear Bill Maher’s Insights About Biden Situation

Some a-holes.

Free Money! Tractor Supply Co. Welcomes Discrimination, Environmental Lawsuits To Appease Anti-Woke Weirdos

Iowan a-holes.

Iowa’s Six-Week Abortion Ban Approved By State Supreme Court Full Of Republican Appointees

Utahn a-holes.

Utah Defeats Tyranny Of LGBTQ And Women’s Centers On College Campuses

Sunday a-holes.

How To Moderate Your Expectations For The Sunday Shows

Were there even more a-holes in TABS? Yeah probably for sure.

The Top 3 Commandments Because They’re The Only Ones Illegal Actually! Tabs, Mon., July 1, 2024

And finally, oh boy, we’re on chapter 35 of that serialized novel Wonkette’s been serializin’!

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Thirty-Five

See you tomorrow for the next chapter of TERRIBLENESS or maybe it’ll fuckin’ chill for a week while we have a holiday. Whatever.

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