USA TODAYCowboys RB Joseph Randle receives hefty fine for shopliftingUSA TODAYIRVING, Texas — Dallas Cowboys backup running back Joseph Randle's Monday night arrest for shoplifting will cost him a significant fine in the range of $29,117, the amount the second-year back earns per week on his scheduled $495,000 …
49ers notes: Kaepernick unlikely to win appeal of ‘inappropriate language’ fine – Sacramento Bee
Sacramento Bee49ers notes: Kaepernick unlikely to win appeal of 'inappropriate language' fineSacramento BeeColin Kaepernick's chances of winning his “inappropriate language” appeal dwindled even more Monday night when Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston changed his story and said the 49ers quarterback did in fact use the “N” …
Jimbo Fisher addresses Jameis Winston autograph inquiry – USA TODAY
USA TODAYJimbo Fisher addresses Jameis Winston autograph inquiryUSA TODAYFlorida State coach Jimbo Fisher found himself defending Jameis Winston again Tuesday night, this time in regard to an ESPN report that more than 900 signed Winston items were authenticated by the same company linked to Georgia running back Todd …Bo Jackson has …
Revs, Dynamo square off at BBVA – Fox News
MLS MultiplexRevs, Dynamo square off at BBVAFox NewsHouston, TX (SportsNetwork.com) – A pair of Eastern Conference rivals at opposite ends of the table will clash on Thursday as the Houston Dynamo welcome the New England Revolution to BBVA Compass Stadium. It's been an up-and-down season for the ……
Monumental task in front of Orioles – ESPN
ESPNMonumental task in front of OriolesESPNKANSAS CITY, Mo. — Is there anything the Baltimore Orioles can do to come back from this monumental 3-0 deficit in the ALCS? Well, they can't send Curt Schilling out to the mound with a bloody sock. That might have worked for the Boston Red Sox …
Teens: Please Don’t Masturbate In The Penalty Box
Maybe you saw this letter from a concerned hockey mom in this week’s Dear Prudence advice column on Slate: Read more…
Michael Keaton Forever: Birdman, Reviewed
Birdman doesn’t have any right being as fantastic as it is. Structured around a gimmick—the whole movie is meant to look like one continuous shot—and featuring a potentially eye-rolling plot device (a has-been actor’s personal and professional life comes crashing down on him in the days before his…
Nina Turner ad contrasts her fight for voting rights with Husted’s war on voting
Nina Turner, the Democratic candidate for Ohio secretary of state, has a new ad contrasting her priorities with those of incumbent Republican Jon Husted: The ballot box. Some dismiss it. Nina Turner has spent her life defending it. When you’re a first-generation college graduate, and stand shoulder-to-shoulder…
Tom Cotton says people with pre-existing conditions were ‘happy’ before Obamacare
Here’s a new one: “Many people were happy” before Obamacare, when their pre-existing health problems kept them from getting private insurance. That’s what Republican Tom Cotton said, anyway, in Tuesday’s debate with Sen. Mark Pryor in the Arkansas Senate race. Cotton said that the previous coverage for these folks…
Watch: Michelle Obama dances with a turnip – USA TODAY
USA TODAYWatch: Michelle Obama dances with a turnipUSA TODAYThe first lady was responding to Iman Crosson — a Barack Obama impersonator with the Twitter handle of @Alphacat — who posed this question: "How many calories do you burn every time you 'turn up?' " Michelle Obama is …
Obama visits NJ today for Democratic fundraiser – The Star-Ledger
The Star-LedgerObama visits NJ today for Democratic fundraiserThe Star-LedgerTRENTON — President Obama is scheduled to visit New Jersey today for the first time since May 2013, when he toured the Hurricane Sandy-devastated Jersey Shore with Republican Gov. Chris Christie.Stile: Obama no longer drawing a Jersey crowdNorthJersey.comPelosi …
Obama, Bill Clinton to campaign for Michigan Dems – The Detroit News
The Detroit NewsObama, Bill Clinton to campaign for Michigan DemsThe Detroit NewsMichigan's election has drawn many high-profile politicians including Vice President Joe Biden, first lady Michelle Obama, 2012 GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, as well as former Florida … "Democrat candidates …Obama to visit …
Dems pull back in Kentucky Senate race, as Grimes faces grumbling from the left – Fox News
PoliticoDems pull back in Kentucky Senate race, as Grimes faces grumbling from the leftFox NewsDemocratic Party honchos are pulling back on their support of Alison Lundergan Grimes, the groomed candidate who represented the party's best hope for unseating Senate GOP Leader Mitch McConnell in Kentucky. The Democratic … She also …
Have An Orgasm For Jesus With Teresa Of Avila’s Chess Apple Pie!
Today we celebrate the feast of Teresa of Ávila, also known as Teresa of Jesus. Teresa found life in a 16th century Spanish convent too full of gossip and other social activity to be able to really get down to deep thought and prayer, so she took some other bookish…
Looks Like It’s Time To Execute Another Mentally Ill Guy, For Justice
We know you’re all sick of Ebola and ISIS, so here’s a pick-me-up: Texas is fixing to execute Scott Pannetti, who is so disconnected from reality that he buried a sofa and other furniture in his yard because he was sure the Devil was in it…
Obama holds Ebola meeting as White House defends handling of outbreak
By Steve Holland and Roberta Rampton WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. President Barack Obama convened a high-level meeting about the Ebola outbreak on Wednesday after abruptly postponing a political trip in what was a sign of growing concern about the deadly virus. The White House strongly defended the government's …
Saving Kobane – Aljazeera.com
Aljazeera.comSaving KobaneAljazeera.comOn August 7, US President Barack Obama ordered airstrikes to stop the advance of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) on Iraqi Kurdistan's regional capital, Erbil. For many Kurds, the airstrikes underscored what they felt has been a genuine …Turkey Has Been Consistent, Just …
Lawmaker’s costly swearing-in bash busts tradition
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Two-thousand guests have been invited to an expensive soiree Wednesday to celebrate the swearing-in of the first Latino to head the California Senate in more than a century.